Comments on: So I got *another* Conservative brochure in the mail… http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/ I amuse me. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:21:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Conservative Brochure #2 - Update « Not To Be Trusted With Knives http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/comment-page-1/#comment-2757 Conservative Brochure #2 - Update « Not To Be Trusted With Knives Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:37:08 +0000 http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/?p=1402#comment-2757 [...] To Be Trusted With Knives {October 7, 2008}   Conservative Brochure #2 - Update As promised, I let the brochure of evil soak in vinegar1 - and not just overnight, but for a full 24 [...] [...] To Be Trusted With Knives {October 7, 2008}   Conservative Brochure #2 - Update As promised, I let the brochure of evil soak in vinegar1 – and not just overnight, but for a full 24 [...]

]]> By: Jorge http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/comment-page-1/#comment-2759 Jorge Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:56:47 +0000 http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/?p=1402#comment-2759 You need to soak it in the alcohol for a while if you want it to burn. Oh vinegar... Many a fry will be saddened by this loss of tasty resource, but all for a good cause. You need to soak it in the alcohol for a while if you want it to burn.

Oh vinegar…

Many a fry will be saddened by this loss of tasty resource, but all for a good cause.

]]> By: Tanya (aka NetChick) http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/comment-page-1/#comment-2758 Tanya (aka NetChick) Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:14:28 +0000 http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/?p=1402#comment-2758 OMG... that made me howl. You rock. OMG… that made me howl. You rock.

]]> By: shihtzustaff http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/comment-page-1/#comment-2760 shihtzustaff Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:12:27 +0000 http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/?p=1402#comment-2760 Too funny! Too funny!

]]> By: Demonweed http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/comment-page-1/#comment-2761 Demonweed Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:27:35 +0000 http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/?p=1402#comment-2761 Last I checked, the Dark Lord was too preoccupied with the legends of blues and rock guitar to be bothered mucking about with 21st century politics. I believe that function falls into Beezlebert's portfolio. He's surprisingly unimaginative for a fallen angel, but he is such a hard worker! The rest of the unholy horde does have a soft spot for the energetic pup. Police state surveillance, torture of helpless captives, war for war's sake -- it was all so unoriginal, but he made it all happen in just a few years. This invulnerable campaign literature stunt shows that the fledgling is starting to spread his wings at last. If this mortal coil should ever bear witness to the horrors of a McCain-Harper summit, look for li'l ol' 'Bert in the crowd there. He'll be the one with the biggest smile and the blandest necktie. In any case, I advise trying a drop of holy water before the next combustion trial. If that does not work, consider the addition of a high performance oxidizing agent (and appropriately rigorous safety protocols.) I have every confidence that the power is within you to vanquish this most evil of contemporary brochures. Last I checked, the Dark Lord was too preoccupied with the legends of blues and rock guitar to be bothered mucking about with 21st century politics. I believe that function falls into Beezlebert’s portfolio. He’s surprisingly unimaginative for a fallen angel, but he is such a hard worker! The rest of the unholy horde does have a soft spot for the energetic pup. Police state surveillance, torture of helpless captives, war for war’s sake — it was all so unoriginal, but he made it all happen in just a few years.

This invulnerable campaign literature stunt shows that the fledgling is starting to spread his wings at last. If this mortal coil should ever bear witness to the horrors of a McCain-Harper summit, look for li’l ol’ ‘Bert in the crowd there. He’ll be the one with the biggest smile and the blandest necktie.

In any case, I advise trying a drop of holy water before the next combustion trial. If that does not work, consider the addition of a high performance oxidizing agent (and appropriately rigorous safety protocols.) I have every confidence that the power is within you to vanquish this most evil of contemporary brochures.

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